Road kill + ingenuity = $200,000 + on eBay!
Step 1 - spend a few weeks gathering road kill. Put the skins in the freezer to stall decomposition and reduce smell. I hear an open container of baking soda in the freezer can also help.
Step 2 - combine all dead animals to resemble the ellusive Big Foot - a giant half-man/half-ape like creature which roams the wooded areas of several continents. Gorilla Glue may work well (LOL).
Step 3 - inform the gullible media that you have a true, original, Big Foot carcus in your posession. For fun you could also tell them that the stomach contents of the Sasquach contains Paris Hilton’s missing dogs.
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Step 4 - get loads of free press and then get exposed as a fraud.
Step 5 - sell the smelly gross fake ape-like creature on eBay and make more in one week than you’d make in a couple of years!
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